http://www.corporateknights.ca/article/mba-oath

Sign of the times, ya can't tell if it's satire or not.

Those platitudes might sound good to the niave but only induce eye rolls from those they are intended to school.

It's not satire, it's a legit? magazine, but I thought it was the Onion when I read it...

Haha, this oath is so un-natural and abnormal. It's like a soldier who takes an oath that he will never use his rifle or that he will never kill a man.