TruthIsAll
08-11-2009, 07:33 AM
Pres. Sarah Palin
VP - Ann Coulter
This would be the first all-female ticket. An historic breakthrough which will surpass Obama's. The media meme will be the convergence of women's lib and right-wing politics.
The emergence of a Progressive Independent third party (the former Democratic wing of the moribund Democratic Party) will splinter the electorate. Palin-Coulter will be victorious with 40% of the vote.
Sarah will represent the All-American Mom working hard to keep her disfunctional family together.
Coulter will be the brains of the ticket, writing a book every six months - all guaranteed to make the NY Times Best-seller list. She will assume the typical VP function of traveling world-wide and sucking up to fascist dictatorships as Palin's equivalent of Bush's Cheney; Reagan's Bush, Nixon's Agnew and Ike's Nixon.
America will finally restore it's squandered prestige in countries like Saudi-Arabia, Pakistan, Columbia, etc.
Banks will rebound as the Drug Trade flourishes in Afghanistan and Columbia.
Big Med, Big Pharma and Insurance will prosper as never before.
Defense manufacturers will "get their damn wars" declared on a weekly basis.
In 2012, the ancient Mayan Armageddon prophecy will become reality.
VP - Ann Coulter
This would be the first all-female ticket. An historic breakthrough which will surpass Obama's. The media meme will be the convergence of women's lib and right-wing politics.
The emergence of a Progressive Independent third party (the former Democratic wing of the moribund Democratic Party) will splinter the electorate. Palin-Coulter will be victorious with 40% of the vote.
Sarah will represent the All-American Mom working hard to keep her disfunctional family together.
Coulter will be the brains of the ticket, writing a book every six months - all guaranteed to make the NY Times Best-seller list. She will assume the typical VP function of traveling world-wide and sucking up to fascist dictatorships as Palin's equivalent of Bush's Cheney; Reagan's Bush, Nixon's Agnew and Ike's Nixon.
America will finally restore it's squandered prestige in countries like Saudi-Arabia, Pakistan, Columbia, etc.
Banks will rebound as the Drug Trade flourishes in Afghanistan and Columbia.
Big Med, Big Pharma and Insurance will prosper as never before.
Defense manufacturers will "get their damn wars" declared on a weekly basis.
In 2012, the ancient Mayan Armageddon prophecy will become reality.